So,
here I am. Dreaming of this far, far away place, created by giant Elvis-immitators. Those 'titans' are the holy Gods of the world they created: "Erfworld"
"Hmm... What the Boop is Erfworld?", is on your mind, right?
Well, first off all, Erfworld is a world, far away from here. People don't get born... they are "popped"! Just like that! They don't even know what a "child" is!
The rulers of Factions in Erfworld control creatures. Those might be Marbits, Orly's, Gobwins, Dwagon's, Spidew's, Twolls, one of the (many!) Elven branches and many, many more!
Also, you don't work for food. If your 'upkeep' is paid at the end of the day, your meals will just 'Pop' into existence! (And expect some weird names there too! Happy Meals become Stupid Meals!)
Bwaah, okay, so, that's not that impressive? Okay, how about the weird kind of magic? Moneymancy (to create more money?), Luckamancy (gain more luck), Dirtamancy (believe me, it's worse than it sounds) and more (like... 36 lores?)
Oh, don't forget the warpaint of the elite knights! They look like "Kiss"! People know "Dance Fighting"! (You know, like a dance-off)
Oooh, I allmost forgot one of the most awesome, and powerfull items in all of Erfworld! The Arkenhammer! ... Oh, wait, it looks like it's a rubber hammer? So what! It can tame friggin Dwagons!
Also, don't forget: You can't say curse-words... You'll just say "Boop" instead.
Boop! What's this booping boop? I can't say boop? Boop me in the boop!
There's many, many more...
Okay, maybe that booped, but I guess you have to read the comic for yourself. Don't be afraid if you don't get all the jokes. Maybe you don't even think it's funny, or you might not understand ANYTHING at all! Well, in that case, just read it again. It will all become clear after you read it all a few times!
I recommend it, but it just EATS your time, so don't get addicted! (The comic updates once a week, and you can find the archive here)
Byebye!
here I am. Dreaming of this far, far away place, created by giant Elvis-immitators. Those 'titans' are the holy Gods of the world they created: "Erfworld"
"Hmm... What the Boop is Erfworld?", is on your mind, right?
Well, first off all, Erfworld is a world, far away from here. People don't get born... they are "popped"! Just like that! They don't even know what a "child" is!
The rulers of Factions in Erfworld control creatures. Those might be Marbits, Orly's, Gobwins, Dwagon's, Spidew's, Twolls, one of the (many!) Elven branches and many, many more!
Also, you don't work for food. If your 'upkeep' is paid at the end of the day, your meals will just 'Pop' into existence! (And expect some weird names there too! Happy Meals become Stupid Meals!)
Bwaah, okay, so, that's not that impressive? Okay, how about the weird kind of magic? Moneymancy (to create more money?), Luckamancy (gain more luck), Dirtamancy (believe me, it's worse than it sounds) and more (like... 36 lores?)
Oh, don't forget the warpaint of the elite knights! They look like "Kiss"! People know "Dance Fighting"! (You know, like a dance-off)
Oooh, I allmost forgot one of the most awesome, and powerfull items in all of Erfworld! The Arkenhammer! ... Oh, wait, it looks like it's a rubber hammer? So what! It can tame friggin Dwagons!
Also, don't forget: You can't say curse-words... You'll just say "Boop" instead.
Boop! What's this booping boop? I can't say boop? Boop me in the boop!
There's many, many more...
Okay, maybe that booped, but I guess you have to read the comic for yourself. Don't be afraid if you don't get all the jokes. Maybe you don't even think it's funny, or you might not understand ANYTHING at all! Well, in that case, just read it again. It will all become clear after you read it all a few times!
I recommend it, but it just EATS your time, so don't get addicted! (The comic updates once a week, and you can find the archive here)
Byebye!
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